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Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
”Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs ." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the . The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks."
Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the . The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
"Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren’t yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don’t stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."

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  1. Mrs. Sirius Black, 20 April, 2010

    🙂 I love that!

  2. ♥OMG- LUV 2 SHOP<3 lacey xoxo, 20 April, 2010

    som1 just posted this

    – lacey<33 xoxoxo

  3. Rockin’ Carrey, 20 April, 2010

    Have heard it: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgM7RRDQNeDQVOJG8TLBcr3WxQt.;_ylv=3?qid=20071215194443AAUKRve

  4. ~*ELVISH FROGGY*~, 20 April, 2010

    heard it b4 but it cracks me up everytime!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol!!!

  5. Mcr Vampire, 20 April, 2010

    I heard this but it was at walmart instead of a drugstore! HAHA

  6. …….yes, 20 April, 2010

    pretty funny. it’s worth a chuckle.

  7. Robert H, 20 April, 2010

    Never heard it before – it’s kind of long

  8. He_Knows_Me, 20 April, 2010

    i love it…here’s a star!

  9. zamarripa505, 20 April, 2010

    LOL!

  10. Trea (pron.tree), 20 April, 2010

    LOL tis funny hunny!!!

  11. Aya M, 20 April, 2010

    LOL I LOVE IT! MUAHA

  12. Laura, 20 April, 2010

    FUNNY! I gave you a star.

  13. curious connie, 20 April, 2010

    This one is still funny too.

  14. polly m, 20 April, 2010

    Machines can really do that?
    AWESOME JOKE I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. greeK_god_HirYu, 20 April, 2010

    nice and sweet….
    yet utterly digusting…

  16. The Rarely Serious Crime Squad, 20 April, 2010

    Gave me a chuckle! 😉

  17. Res T, 20 April, 2010

    haha

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