Okay folks…Time for a good joke/story yet ?

Computer Diagnosis

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
”Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs ." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the . The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks."
Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the . The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
"Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren’t yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don’t stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."

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  1. puppy love, 10 May, 2010

    lol lol lol

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  3. emilydancer1, 10 May, 2010

    lol good one

    : )

  4. britart, 10 May, 2010

    And as was five diagnoses and you only paid for one you owe me $40……. I loved it, but the wife and daughter won’t …………….lol

  5. The Saint, 10 May, 2010

    What a wonderful golden oldie this is, thank you for the memories,my friend, it’s great…!

  6. Ewg, 10 May, 2010

    i liked that

  7. cuzza_32, 10 May, 2010

    lol

  8. jessie nicole., 10 May, 2010

    haha, man tht was so good, i’m serious you are my new fav. joking hero, i worship the ground you walk on, you’re such a freak! a funny freak though, so keep them coming, k!

  9. lil j, 10 May, 2010

    good

  10. ►chinese_sugarp0p◄, 10 May, 2010

    very funny =D…
    hahaahahahahahah!
    I Liked it!
    LOL

  11. Mister2-15-2, 10 May, 2010

    Funny one thanks have a star.

  12. judith, 10 May, 2010

    lol!!! i loved it!

  13. Anne C, 10 May, 2010

    hehehe

  14. Louie, 10 May, 2010

    A very good one! Walgreen’s should have this machine, I am sure this will help their bottom line.

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