what do you think of this joke?? rate this if you think it's funny..thanks!!?

One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor."

His friend offered, "Don’t do that. There’s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs ."

Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the . The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks.

Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.

He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the . The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:

Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren’t yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don’t stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.

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  1. pearl p, 15 February, 2011

    I L-O-V-E THIS JOKE, I sabed it to my faves cause I am going to e mail it to everyone I know!!! Thanks

    Would you please, please, pretty please check this idiot out!!!

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071021220828AAoLWJU&pa=FYd1D2bwHTHwLblmFuM8Qc0t7JNhXv.rsIBw8MeO0B88Mg–&paid=asked&msgr_status=

  2. GREENSTAR, 15 February, 2011

    VERY FUNNY. IT MADE ME LAUGH 🙂

  3. lwdierlam, 15 February, 2011

    On a scale from one to 10 Im going to say about a 6 It made me chuckle lightly for about 5-6 seconds. It’s hard to make me laugh but I am still smiling at the joke though.

  4. boo_ah_peek, 15 February, 2011

    lol thats funny

  5. Dr. DNA, 15 February, 2011

    lol…i give it a 7! Not an on the floor funny, nonetheless it was a good one..smart machiNe!

  6. minerhea, 15 February, 2011

    where did u get that machine! thahahaha….cool one! over analyzing!

  7. karnaan, 15 February, 2011

    Thanks…its a nice one.

  8. Cyrei, 15 February, 2011

    lol

  9. dodong1127, 15 February, 2011

    hahahahaha
    very clever machine
    I had a good laugh there. . .

  10. Marge, 15 February, 2011

    This is way too funny really you made me laugh, i want to give you a star for this

  11. blewjaye, 15 February, 2011

    That one was pretty darn funny!!!!!!! * for you

  12. shorty, 15 February, 2011

    hahaha funny. 7/10.

  13. .Emily., 15 February, 2011

    That was great!

  14. police, 15 February, 2011

    jkvkldk

    very very very funnny

  15. puerto rican princess, 15 February, 2011

    HAAAA!

  16. UrbanPrincess_ATL, 15 February, 2011

    That was great!!! I would give that an eight

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