If this machine really exsited would you use it and is this funny to you? My elbow hurts. I better go to the?
doctor." "Don’t do that," volunteered his friend, "there’s a new computer at the drugstore that can diagnose any problem quicker and cheaper than a doctor. All you have to do is put in a urine sample, deposit , then the computer will give you your diagnosis and plan of treatment."
The man figured he had nothing to lose, so he took a sample of urine down to the drugstore. Finding the machine, he poured in the urine and deposited . The machine began to buzz and various lights flashed on and off. After a short pause, a slip of paper popped out on which was printed:
You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water twice a day. Avoid heavy labor. Your elbow will be better in two weeks.
That evening as the man contemplated this breakthrough in medical science, he began to suspect fraud. To test his theory he mixed together some tap
water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and teenage daughter. To top it all off, he masturbated into the jar. He took this concoction down to the drugstore, poured it in the machine and deposited . The machine went through the same buzzing and flashing routine as before then printed out the following message:
Your tap water has lead. Get a filter.
Your dog has worms. Give him vitamins.
Your daughter is on drugs. Get her in rehab.
Your wife is pregnant. It’s not your baby. Get a lawyer.
And if you don’t stop jerking off your tennis elbow will never get better.
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that was pretty freakin funny
Somehow the machine can tell he’s the same guy with tennis elbow???
It’s ok, but I heard it before.
I’d rather go to a doctor than a machine, though. It’s more personal.
"thats hilarious", he said in a very sarcastic voice.
I love this joke
lol
I’ve heard it before and it STILL made me laugh. thanks.
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LOL yeah, I would use it. I would use it.
HAHAH LMAO FUNNY YES I WIL USE IT.
thats funny i like that joke
kinda. almost. funny.
LMAO. Funny, Funny.
It’s a lil’ bit gross but I would use it becuz the doctor would take 4ever 2 tell u wutz wrong and he or she wouldn’t B so honest 2 tell u that u need a lawyer!!!! The joke is really funny !!!!!
"that’s funny right there i don’t care who you are"
I’ve heard it before but it is still one of my favorite jokes!!!!!!!!!