this is really not so funny, but star if you like it?

One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor."

His friend offered, "Don’t do that. There’s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs ."

Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the . The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks.

Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.

He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the . The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:

Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren’t yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don’t stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.

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  1. Flamingo, 09 November, 2009

    Gwah ha ha.

  2. Ariel, 09 November, 2009

    It was mildly funny but not worth a star

  3. c c, 09 November, 2009

    hahha… the end was quite funny

  4. Lisa, 09 November, 2009

    Lol good one!

  5. freespiritede1986, 09 November, 2009

    hahahahah… nice

  6. Spiderman346, 09 November, 2009

    um ok i dont think that was funny but i thought that that could really happen but not the computer part the cocaine and the twins and thta you should always be careful.

  7. guitar_player, 09 November, 2009

    lol

  8. Tmabel, 09 November, 2009

    That was very funny.

  9. quadrunner09, 09 November, 2009

    haha…i guess i will star!

  10. Louis, 09 November, 2009

    Now that is one smart computer.

  11. David H, 09 November, 2009

    hahahahahahahahahaha! not my favorite joke, but funny nevertheless.

  12. ♥ITALIANBABI♥, 09 November, 2009

    haha♥

  13. voiceangel17, 09 November, 2009

    lol, i thought that was really funny lol!!! star for you!

  14. Liz L, 09 November, 2009

    lmao

  15. jackyt07, 09 November, 2009

    rotflmao, i give it a 10+

  16. Emma, 09 November, 2009

    hahahg ending was funnyyy….lol

    hey i’ll give u a star……and 4 me it was funny

  17. Because I Said So, 09 November, 2009

    Its old enough to drink legally now..

  18. babigurl_417, 09 November, 2009

    That was hilarious! I am still laughing! Star from me to you! Great joke!

    ~Candice~

  19. me just like you but better, 09 November, 2009

    Lol, funny, but a little gross.

  20. leighy6, 09 November, 2009

    lol!!! that was really funny!!!

  21. fearitoldsmobile, 09 November, 2009

    heard it but it never gets old

  22. lilcutie8899, 09 November, 2009

    lol.

  23. cow_lexi, 09 November, 2009

    pretty darn stickin creative & good

  24. hsvxclr8r, 09 November, 2009

    it was funny mate!!!!!
    just like all of your previous ones!!!!!

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